If you’ve ever looked at your gutters and thought, “Eh, maybe next year…”, welcome to the club. I’ve been a professional gutter cleaner in Vermont long enough to know that gutters are more than just a chore—they’re a source of adventure, mystery, and sometimes pure Vermont comedy.
The Life of a Vermont Gutter Cleaner
First off, gutters are sneaky. They catch everything: leaves, pine needles, moss, and, in some cases, things I’d rather not identify. One day I swear I found a squirrel stash in South Burlington that looked like it was meant for winter survival—but I’ll never know for sure.
Here’s what I’ve learned from years of balancing on ladders across Burlington, Shelburne, Williston, and beyond:
1. Vermont Trees Are Everywhere
Maple trees are beautiful… until their leaves clog your gutters. And let’s not forget the pine needles that float in from who-knows-where. Every autumn, Vermont gutters turn into tiny rivers of leaves waiting to flood your basement. My advice? Call a pro like me before your gutters become the next lakefront attraction.
2. Wildlife Adds Drama
Birds, squirrels, raccoons—sometimes it feels like they’re all in league against me. One little chipmunk once gave me the stink-eye as I removed its “stash” from a Williston home gutter. Another time, a robin perched on the edge, chirping like it was giving me moral support—or judgment. Either way, Vermont wildlife keeps gutter cleaning interesting.
3. Ice and Snow Are a Special Challenge
Winter in Vermont is beautiful… but not when your gutters are frozen solid. Ice dams, icicles, and snow-packed leaves make cleaning treacherous. Over the years, I’ve learned the art of timing: late fall before the first big snow, or early spring once the ice starts to melt. There’s nothing like a sunny Vermont day in March when your gutters finally flow freely again—it’s like the first coffee of the season.
4. Ladders + Gutters = Comedy Gold
Balancing on a ladder with a bucket of debris is an art form. I’ve lost more gloves, brushes, and occasionally my hat, than I care to admit. And yes, the occasional “oops, dropped a pinecone!” moment is inevitable—but it keeps things entertaining.
5. Experience Matters
After years of cleaning gutters across Vermont, I know how to handle the tricky spots: corners where leaves collect, downspouts that clog mysteriously, and the weird places snow likes to wedge itself. Homeowners might think it’s easy, but experience saves time, prevents damage, and keeps everyone (including the wildlife) happy.
The Moral of the Story
Gutters might seem boring, but in Vermont, they’re full of character, challenge, and occasional comedy. So if you’re staring at that leaf-filled channel thinking “I’ll get to it eventually”, save yourself the headache—and the acrobatics—and call a professional.
I bring the squeegee, the ladders, and years of Vermont gutter wisdom. You bring the hot cocoa and cozy winter vibes while I make sure your gutters are flowing freely and ready for spring.