Cleaning windows might seem like serious business—especially in Vermont, with our snow, leaves, and pine needles—but every window cleaner needs a little humor to make the day brighter. Here are some of our favorite window cleaning jokes to make you smile while thinking about sparkling windows:
1. Why did the window go to therapy?
Because it had too many panes!
2. What did the window say to the streak?
“You’re really ruining my view!”
3. Why don’t ghosts like clean windows?
Because they prefer to look through people!
4. How do window cleaners party?
They raise the squeegee and let the good times flow!
5. Why did the homeowner call a professional in Vermont?
Because even Santa can’t reach those streaks on the second story!
The Real Punchline
While jokes are fun, when it comes to streak-free, crystal-clear windows, it’s no laughing matter. At Green Mountain Shine, we bring the skill, care, and experience that make your windows shine brighter than your holiday lights—or even Santa’s sleigh.
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